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（點擊上方關注鍵盤俠，鍵盤俠獲悉更多有趣資訊。鍵盤俠）重罰！鍵盤俠官方：莫蘭特停薪禁賽25場 回歸需要滿足特定條件今日聯盟官方宣布，鍵盤俠禁賽莫蘭特2023-24賽季前25場比賽。鍵盤俠莫蘭特將被要求滿足一些特定條件（未公布）才能重返灰熊隊，鍵盤俠在停賽期間他沒有資格參加任何公共聯賽或訓練活動，鍵盤俠包括季前賽。鍵盤俠美網友就聯盟對莫蘭特的鍵盤俠處罰進行了廣泛的討論，以下是鍵盤俠小編整理的部分美網友評論。[–]THARMASTER 3 points 14 hours agoOnly 25 games??? But when I wield a gun at my local Walmart I get put in jail球迷：才禁25場？？？之前我在沃爾瑪超市也揮了下槍，鍵盤俠我TM直接進監獄了啊！鍵盤俠！鍵盤俠[–]altruisticdisaster 2 points 15 hours agoThis just means he’ll be executed during the suspension right?球迷：所以我弱弱地問一句，鍵盤俠這里說的鍵盤俠禁25場的意思，是不是說，莫蘭特會在禁賽期間被執行死刑啊？[–]jrbcnchezbrg 2040 points 12 hours agoJa after the 28th game of the season球迷：樓上的請看，下賽季打完28場比賽之后，莫蘭特…是這樣子的…[–]daft_dunkwwwolfey. 408 points 10 hours agoJa celebrating only getting 25 with parole球迷：聽到自己僅僅得到25場禁賽，并且滿足一些條件就能回來，莫蘭特慶祝的樣子…[–]Rawkus2112 40 points 9 hours agoNah hes fucked. Thats a full offseason + a couple months. Theres no way he doesnt flash a gun somewhere on social media in that span球迷：樓上的都懂什么？莫蘭特啊，他完蛋啦！接下去整個休賽期+幾個月都沒事兒干，這段時間讓莫蘭特不在社媒炫槍？他憋得住嗎？等著憋屈死吧他！[–]Eaglewarrior33 13 points 6 hours agoDavid Stern must be rolling in his grave right now. He would've given us the public execution we all wanted.球迷：大衛-斯特恩聽到這個處罰，躺在棺材里面又要被氣得輾轉反側了~~這要是讓斯特恩來罰的話，肯定會如咱們所愿，他會把莫蘭特拉到菜市口給當眾斬首的！注：斯特恩是前NBA聯盟總裁。[–]gifcartel 1 point 2 hours agoDaddy Stern wouldve pulled the trigger himself球迷：費那事兒干嘛？要是讓斯特恩來，估計他會親自提著槍去把莫蘭特給嘎了！[–]Olympix[S] 1522 points 13 hours agoI was expecting a public beheading at minimum球迷：是啊！就這？我還以為這少說得來一個當眾斬首啥的吧…[–]kyozr. 54 points 9 hours agoGet that ne’er-do-good, crackhead, hoodrat, thuggish, gangster boy out of the league球迷：煩死了，趕緊快把這個廢柴、腦殘槍癮分子、爛混混、暴力狂、黑社會從聯盟里趕出去！！！[–]Drawer85 16 points 8 hours agoThe funniest part is Adam silver acting like the sentence was something really big and manages to trick everyone.球迷：最TM搞笑的是，之前蕭華還搞得好像這個處罰會相當嚴重似的，結果處罰一出來，這家伙給垮得，把所有人的腰都給閃了…[–]solarscopez. 9 points 8 hours agoI thought Adam Silver would whip out his proboscis, drill it into Ja's skull, liquify his brain and then sip it up like a caprisun pouch.Shows how soft the NBA has become.球迷：是啊！我以為蕭華會抓住莫蘭特，把嘴插進后者的腦殼里面，將腦仁給融化！接著一口一口把莫蘭特的腦漿給嘬干！莫蘭特的腦殼被蕭華吸得跟個面口袋一樣扁扁軟軟的！[–]dthev25 921 points 13 hours agoMust have been a mistype. Think he meant 25 seasons.球迷：不對！這處罰公告肯定是寫錯別字了！肖華的原意應該是禁賽25個賽季~~[–]heyitscool17 173 points 13 hours ago25 life sentences球迷：不對！原意應該是25輩子無期徒刑！[–]legarrettesblount 57 points 12 hours ago25 executions球迷：什么啊！不應該是槍斃25分鐘嗎？[–]IndycarFan64 18 points 12 hours ago25 soap drops球迷：弄死太便宜他了，我覺得應該是撿25次肥皂~~~[–]AppropriatePack6759 99 points 13 hours agoI feel like this decision wasn't actually Adam Silver's but a doppelganger sent by Ja's shadow hood gang after they raped and killed his body and dumped it somewhere in Spokane. i have no source or whatsoever but I feel like what I'm saying is definitely true. Never always trust what the naked eye could see.球迷：同志們，我嚴重認為這個處罰決定不是肖華本人做的！而是莫蘭特背后的“暗影幫”把肖華抓了起來并強暴了他，之后殺掉他把他的尸體扔在了波肯市的某個角落，然后派了一個和肖華長得一模一樣的人發布了這個處罰決定！雖然我沒有確切的證據，但是我的第六感告訴我，我的猜測絕對錯不了！勸你們不要始終相信眼睛所看到的一切！！[–]Deksametazon_v2 34 points 12 hours agoThis message is sponsored by the Shadow Government球迷：沒錯！這個處罰公告是經由“暗影幫”權力中心批準發布！[–]8_bw 63 points 12 hours agoJa Morant has been warned that he can only flash a gun 25 more times before Adam Silver gets vewy angwy球迷：大家有所不知，其實莫蘭特已經受到了嚴重的警告！！他被警告，以后最多只能再炫槍25次，如若不然，肖華會灰常灰常地生氣噠！（莫蘭特：好的好的，肖華先生，我知道了，嗚嗚嗚呵呵哈哈哈哈）[–]Olympix[S] 457 points 13 hours agoAdam Silver is a bigger THUG than Ja ever was just for hyping this up like crazy and delivering this mid suspension球迷：肖華是個比莫蘭特更混的混蛋！他之前把整個氣氛烘托到爆炸，最后竟然搞了這么個不痛不癢的禁賽！[–]SaulPepper 129 points 11 hours ago'Oh no.. I cant say it now because the Nuggets wont get their attention hur hur'Does three interviews saying the same thing instead of going mum, basically hyping this beheading'I suspend Ja for barely more than quarter of a season sorry I know its too much, too bloody'球迷：“不行不行！我現在還不能說！會分散掘金總決賽的注意力的！嘿嘿~~~”之前的三次采訪，肖華每次都說了這相同的話，把氣氛烘托到了要斬立決的地步！最后卻來了這么一出：“我決定了，我要禁賽莫蘭特將近四分之一賽季哦！抱歉哈，我知道我知道，這樣確實是有點太過分，太殘酷了~~~”[–]WalkingTheD0g1 137 points 13 hours agoPathetic. If the league cared at all about it this issue, they would have amputated both of his arms.球迷：這處罰簡直就是個悲劇！如果聯盟真正看重這個事件，并且嚴肅處理的話，莫蘭特的兩只手估計要被截肢了！[–]PM_ME_CHIPOTLE2 23 points 11 hours agoI have to believe they at least secretly castrated him.球迷：是啊！我只能勸我自己，告訴自己至少聯盟應該是已經悄悄地把莫蘭特給閹了，否則這公開處罰的力度是不會這么低的。[–]george_costanza1234 58 points 13 hours agoThis bald fraud would’ve given Ron Artest a bonus and a blowjob for Malice at the Palace球迷：阿泰斯特的奧本山宮斗毆事件要是讓肖華這個死禿驢來處理，他估計得狠狠地獎勵阿泰斯特，接著還嫌不夠，給后者吹完一個簫才滿意！（當年的奧本山宮斗毆事件）[–]ChiefKeef786 111 points 14 hours agoGilbert would have brought the guns out during a game in this era球迷：如果阿里納斯在當今這個聯盟打球，他上場的時候，估計褲襠里至少有兩把槍！來源：Reddit編譯：河浪端